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About Regular Human Basketball
Regular Human Basketball is a multiplayer party title where teams wrestle a giant mechanical human to score hoops in a post‑apocalyptic arena. Players cooperate to fire a magnet, spin the ball, and sabotage opponents while a retro 80s hip‑hop soundtrack and live commentary play.
Matches can be played online with Steam friends or locally via split‑screen for two or more players. The game runs on Windows, macOS, and Linux and lists full controller support, Steam Cloud, and Remote Play features.
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Multiplayer Modes
The description allows 1 on 1 matches or larger teams that share control of the giant human. Online play requires a non‑private Steam community profile, letting friends join a party, while split‑screen supports local groups of two or more players.
Team tasks include activating the magnet, rotating the ball, moving the mech, and disabling opponent thrusters. Coordination is emphasized through shouting orders and rapid button presses, creating a chaotic but cooperative experience.
- Discuss role assignments with teammates before the match begins.
- Use voice chat or in‑person calls to keep orders audible during fast moments.
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Full Controller Support
The game lists full controller support and mentions compatibility with DualShock, DualSense, and other standard controllers. It also notes support for a huge number of controllers for local play, allowing many participants to join a split‑screen session.
Remote Play Together is included as a feature, meaning a remote friend can join a local session using their own controller, extending multiplayer beyond the same physical location.
- Verify each controller is recognized before starting a split‑screen match.
- Check controller battery levels to avoid disconnections during play.

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Arenas and Settings
Six titanic arenas serve as the battlegrounds for the post‑apocalyptic basketball showdown. The arenas host the giant mechanical human and the chaotic multiplayer action described in the store text.
The store text does not describe any differences between the arenas beyond their count. No additional visual details are provided beyond the count of arenas.
- Spend a brief warm‑up round in each arena to learn its boundaries.
- Use open space to plan defensive maneuvers against opponents.
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Commentary and Soundtrack
Real human basketball commentators provide commentary during matches, adding a broadcast feel to the gameplay. The description calls the commentary “realistic” and ties it to in‑game events.
An 80s hip‑hop soundtrack is described as “pumping” and intended to keep the energy high. Both audio layers are presented as integral to the game’s atmosphere.
- Balance speaker volume so commentary remains clear over the music.
- Consider timing key actions with the beat for smoother coordination.
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Physics and Emotions
The store text claims a lifelike physics simulation that simulates over four human emotions. It states the physics are “perfect,” aiming to eliminate accidental flailing.
According to the description, the system keeps movements such as flipping upside‑down or rotating thrusters consistent, allowing teams to focus on strategy rather than unpredictable glitches.
- Observe how the mech responds as players press buttons and yell orders.
- Practice smooth rotations to maintain control under the physics system.





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