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About Genital Jousting
Genital Jousting is a party‑style action title that supports up to eight participants in either local split‑screen or online matches. Players control a detached penis equipped with testicles and an anus, competing in fast‑paced or absurdly silly challenges.
The game also includes a single‑player Story Mode where you guide John, a high‑school‑reunion‑bound dick, toward a date. Features such as full controller support, captions, and a range of Remote Play options broaden how the experience can be shared.
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Multiplayer Modes
The title supports both online and local multiplayer for up to eight participants. Players may share controllers on a couch or connect with anonymous players worldwide, giving groups flexibility in how they assemble for a match.
Two families of modes are listed: Traditional Mode, described as throbbingly fast‑paced, and Party Mode, which includes challenges such as Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse, and Weiner Round Up.
- Try mixing local and online participants to see how latency influences the fast‑paced Traditional Mode.
- Rotate through the different Party Mode challenges to discover which objectives generate the most group laughter.
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Story Mode
Story Mode follows John, a wobbly penis who wants to find a date for his high‑school reunion. The narrative frames his desire to become “hard” and showcase his rigidity.
Players assist John through the storyline, providing help as he works toward his reunion goal. The mode is listed under single‑player, indicating it can be experienced without other participants.
- Listen to John’s dialogue for hints about upcoming objectives.
- Consider pausing between sections to plan how you will approach the next challenge.

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Customization
Genitals can be customized by selecting colors and outfits, letting players create a penis they “can really get behind.” The system offers a variety of shapes and sizes.
Customization lets each participant express personal style through colors and outfits.
- Pick contrasting colors to make your character easier to track during chaotic matches.
- Try different outfits so each player can pick a distinct look in split‑screen sessions.
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Platform Support
Genital Jousting is released on Windows and macOS via Steam; a Linux version is not listed. This ensures compatibility with most PC setups that run those operating systems.
Steam features such as Achievements, Family Sharing, and Remote Play (Phone, Tablet, TV, Together) are supported, expanding how the game can be accessed and shared.
- Use Remote Play Together to invite friends who don’t own the game on their own device.
- Enable Family Sharing if multiple household accounts should launch the title without separate purchases.
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Accessibility Features
Captions are available, making dialogue and sound cues readable for players who need visual reinforcement during matches.
Full controller support is listed, allowing the game to be played using a gamepad without requiring other input devices.
- Activate captions in the settings menu to ensure you don’t miss important audio cues during fast matches.
- Test the controller layout before a competitive session to confirm button placement feels comfortable.





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