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About Bum Simulator
Bum Simulator is a sandbox adventure where you survive as a bum in the chaotic streets of Bumsville. The game mixes crude humor, voiced characters, and a loose storyline with sandbox mechanics like crafting, base building, and bizarre combat.
You control a shopping‑cart companion named Carl, throw explosive‑enhanced pigeons, mix drinks for boosts, and recruit other bums to automate scavenging. Rival gangs, mutant rats, and eccentric NPCs add unpredictable encounters while you expand a self‑sustaining cardboard base.
01 / THE GUIDE
Pigeon Weaponry
You can launch ordinary pigeons at pedestrians, causing panic. Upgrading these birds with explosives creates a more destructive effect, and the ultimate "pigeonado" skill maximizes chaos.
These attacks serve both as a combat option and a comedic tool, letting you disrupt NPCs and rival bums in the open world.
- Experiment with both standard and explosive pigeons to see how NPC reactions differ.
- Observe how the "pigeonado" skill changes the scale of chaos compared to basic throws.
02 / THE GUIDE
Drink Mixing
Collect ground items and mix them with alcohol to create powerful mixtures. Consuming these drinks grants a temporary boost, while throwing them at enemies produces a damaging effect.
The mechanic encourages risky experimentation, as the mixtures can be both beneficial and hazardous depending on usage.
- Test a mixture on yourself first to gauge its boost before using it offensively.
- Compare the effects of drinking versus throwing to decide the best tactical use.

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Cart Companion Carl
Your shopping cart, Carl, acts as a mobile inventory and a loyal sidekick. It stores items you collect and follows you throughout the city, reinforcing the game's humor.
Carl’s presence is constant, and the description emphasizes a bond with the player, making the cart more than just storage.
- Keep Carl stocked with essential items to avoid frequent back‑tracking.
- Treat Carl as a character; notice how the game’s dialogue references the bond.
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Base Building
Construct and customize cardboard bases, adding defenses against rival bum gang raids. You can grow vegetables in pots, upgrade coops for stronger pigeons, and recruit other bums to automate scavenging.
The building system supports a self‑sustaining loop, letting you focus on expansion rather than constant resource hunting.
- Prioritize defensive structures before expanding decorative elements.
- Compare the efficiency of manual scavenging versus recruiting bums for automation.
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Fully Voiced Characters
All NPCs feature full voice acting, adding personality to the storyline and interactions. Characters range from mutant sewer rat people to a mentally unstable clown with a hook hand.
The voiced dialogue enhances immersion, making the absurd world feel more alive despite its crude humor.
- Listen to the voiced dialogue for personality and tone in each encounter.
- Notice how different character voices affect the tone of each encounter.





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